Tump Deal-Making Through History

 Trump as deal-maker in history

1777 – Philadelphia falls to Britain.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let Britain continue to rule America.

1814 – Washington DC falls to Britain.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let Britain continue to rule America.

1862 – Battle of Shiloh.  General Grant almost gets his ass kicked.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let the Confederate States go.

1863 – Battle of Gettysburg.  Over 51,000 dead.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let the Confederate States go.

1918 – Germany Spring Offensive.  Germany nearly breaks through Western Allied Front.  Over 500.000 losses.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let Germany have Europe.

1941 – London Blitz.  Approximately 30,000 dead.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let Germany have Britain.

 1941 – Attack on Pearl Harbor leave over 2.400 dead and nearly decimates American fleet.  Trump proposes a deal to end the fighting.  A deal to just give up and let Japan take the South Pacific.

 This satirical piece is not to say that continued US deals to walk away from fighting did not leave nations and people to suffer at the hands of despots.  Just putting this out there.